Welcome to Hell

Well, well. Look who it is…

You’ve had the unfortunate happenstance of stumbling across Absolute Nobody Shane Burkholder’s internet dwelling place. Here you will find dazzling, mind-numbing excerpts from the ceaseless inner monologue that occurs in his brain and – very occasionally – pithy insights into modern culture and fiction writing. It is my (his) sincere hope that you will find something of use in this cesspool of impotent (and often inarticulate) rage and disgruntled blithering.

And, at any rate, you’re already here! So you might as well stay a while, and listen…